We do get a powerful lake-effect snow storm in the city every five to six years that can put you all to shame. When we do things here, we do them right.
I blame it all on my daughter. Last night she did the freezing pennies, sleeping with spoons under her pillow, flushed three ice cubes, wore her pajamas inside out and chanted, "Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!" while spinning exactly three times before she went to bed. And this morning? She got a snow day AND no snow. She's a witch I tell you.